THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
- Ditch at least a 1000 times.
- Lend and never ask for a return.
- Borrow and never bother returning.
- Crib heartily and forever.
- Be a patient ear to pointless endless indefinite cribbing.
- Make out .. base 3 (negotiable).
- Shift+delete from mind & heart every unpleasant occurrence with a past stamp of more than 24 hours.
- Pretend to forget commandment 6 in the very next moment of its occurrence.
- Use & abuse verbally, physically, mentally, emotionally, financially and fanatically.
- Be unavailable for hours, days, months, years and then turn up and catch up on all of the above; no questions asked!!
P. S. The sixth commandment is applicable only to friends of the preferred gender who are irresistibly cute & have wits... so guys.. plz stop callin.. :-D
