Assuming an unborn child is closest to God. .. really believing there is a god. Add to that the hope that children can debate with god ... and I can already see my mind sinking into an abyss of hopelessness...
While in the womb, if we do have any consciousness and or soul as is widely believed in theology... what would we ask of God? Wrong question again, What would God ask of us.. mortals...
GOD : "Have you read the "Terms and Conditions" of Being Born carefully ??"
If only we hadn't been so acutely lathargic so as to blindly right check the box in the form and proceed towards ejection, there could be some sense in what we do ... or to put it as expected.. how we live.
Terms & Conditions : Investments are subject to morality risk Please read the offer document carefully.
A - Following is restricted only for human being born (here after referred to as you/your) and are within the age of 5 and below :
1 Concerns regarding food. beverages, medication, physical training activities are outsourced & are strictly under the supervision of the third party (here after referred to as Parents).
1.1 If you don't like to do what you are expected (eat, drink etc), you can only cry, wail, shriek about it. It may or may not be useful...
1.2 You can defaecate or urinate as you feel. Responsibility of your hygiene is again with the third party (parents). You can throw tantrums (cry, wail, shriek) or speak and convey your situation.
2 The creator of your life (here after referred to as God) is not responsible for the performance of the third party to check if you are being beaten or pampered when you throw your tantrums.Hence you are warned already, further inquiries in this regard will not be entertained.
2.1 Despite the warning if repeated complaints are piled at the Processing Center (Heaven), the investments made during the tenure of contract (here after referred to as Life) will be passed over to probation center (Hell).
2.2 Your future endeavors may suffer. Success may be elusive. So don't bother God. Bother Parents.
2.3 God will not be accountable for the procedures of recovery in hell and cannot be liable for any actions thereafter.
3 You are exempted from any monetary penalization upon willful damage / destruction of objects including walls, cloths, crockery, toys (unlimited category).
3.1 Parents are liable for the expense of the damage.
3.2 Parents have the authority to determine the severity of your actions and can therefore do as they please with you.
3.3 Some countries have government officials who can check the actions of parents and deem them fit or unfit. If unfit, you may or may not be given to an alternative parenting department.
3.4 God is exempted from looking into the affairs of the third party (Refer 2), therefore seeking intervention of Govt. officials, their actions and the consequences on your Life is not within the jurisdiction of God. Advised to read 2.1 & 2.2 for more details.
B - Following is restricted only for human being born (here after referred to as you/your) and are in the age range of 5 and above :
4 Once age of 5 is crossed, your scale of investment towards heaven would solely be determined by your ability to appease the third party (Parents).
4.1 Parents disappointed with respect to your academics, social behavior, physical features,strength & ability,choice of occupation, sexual preferences, spouse, choice of your residency, how you wish to bring up your children, habits, dreams, ambitions, possessions and or anything which you believe is yours alone is a bad venture which will surely be settled in Hell.
4.2 Absolute compliance towards parent's whims & fancies is a mandate if after life security is sought in Heaven. Refer 2 & 3 for more details.
4.3 Your age, achievements, maturity, wants, needs so on and so forth is irrelevant as long as the third party (Parents) assigned for your tenure of contract (Life) is still valid and capable of breathing. You shall always be the child till the parent is alive.
5 You can argue, debate or disown the third party.
5.1 This might accelerate your life towards perdition. Refer to 4.
5.2 There can be some lag time in which you can choose to separate and later reconcile with the Parents. In which case, there may be some leniency towards clause 4. This is strictly subjective and will be settled on a case wise analysis.
6. If and when you become eligible toward employment with god (Be Parents), all of the above clauses are still applicable. Refer 4.1
7. If you are unsuccessful in life, be it academics, job, spouse, wealth, health basically in anything.. it could be due to your failure of adherence towards the warning in Clause 2. Therefore, clause 4 and 5 can help overcoming the issues. All in all, it is all your actions which will yield the results. Don't bother God.
8. Actions like charity towards the needy, donations towards shrines, rituals and ceremonies are directly productive towards making Your Parents happy first and then the rest of the parents across the world. So do not be misled that it has go to do anything directly with God. Refer 4.
9. Sacrifice and Compromise are the only two holy words needed to reach heaven.
10. Hell is not such a bad place. It is only ill interpreted. Here is the divine interpretation :
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them." -- Oscar Wilde
While in the womb, if we do have any consciousness and or soul as is widely believed in theology... what would we ask of God? Wrong question again, What would God ask of us.. mortals...
GOD : "Have you read the "Terms and Conditions" of Being Born carefully ??"
If only we hadn't been so acutely lathargic so as to blindly right check the box in the form and proceed towards ejection, there could be some sense in what we do ... or to put it as expected.. how we live.
Terms & Conditions : Investments are subject to morality risk Please read the offer document carefully.
A - Following is restricted only for human being born (here after referred to as you/your) and are within the age of 5 and below :
1 Concerns regarding food. beverages, medication, physical training activities are outsourced & are strictly under the supervision of the third party (here after referred to as Parents).
1.1 If you don't like to do what you are expected (eat, drink etc), you can only cry, wail, shriek about it. It may or may not be useful...
1.2 You can defaecate or urinate as you feel. Responsibility of your hygiene is again with the third party (parents). You can throw tantrums (cry, wail, shriek) or speak and convey your situation.
2 The creator of your life (here after referred to as God) is not responsible for the performance of the third party to check if you are being beaten or pampered when you throw your tantrums.Hence you are warned already, further inquiries in this regard will not be entertained.
2.1 Despite the warning if repeated complaints are piled at the Processing Center (Heaven), the investments made during the tenure of contract (here after referred to as Life) will be passed over to probation center (Hell).
2.2 Your future endeavors may suffer. Success may be elusive. So don't bother God. Bother Parents.
2.3 God will not be accountable for the procedures of recovery in hell and cannot be liable for any actions thereafter.
3 You are exempted from any monetary penalization upon willful damage / destruction of objects including walls, cloths, crockery, toys (unlimited category).
3.1 Parents are liable for the expense of the damage.
3.2 Parents have the authority to determine the severity of your actions and can therefore do as they please with you.
3.3 Some countries have government officials who can check the actions of parents and deem them fit or unfit. If unfit, you may or may not be given to an alternative parenting department.
3.4 God is exempted from looking into the affairs of the third party (Refer 2), therefore seeking intervention of Govt. officials, their actions and the consequences on your Life is not within the jurisdiction of God. Advised to read 2.1 & 2.2 for more details.
B - Following is restricted only for human being born (here after referred to as you/your) and are in the age range of 5 and above :
4 Once age of 5 is crossed, your scale of investment towards heaven would solely be determined by your ability to appease the third party (Parents).
4.1 Parents disappointed with respect to your academics, social behavior, physical features,strength & ability,choice of occupation, sexual preferences, spouse, choice of your residency, how you wish to bring up your children, habits, dreams, ambitions, possessions and or anything which you believe is yours alone is a bad venture which will surely be settled in Hell.
4.2 Absolute compliance towards parent's whims & fancies is a mandate if after life security is sought in Heaven. Refer 2 & 3 for more details.
4.3 Your age, achievements, maturity, wants, needs so on and so forth is irrelevant as long as the third party (Parents) assigned for your tenure of contract (Life) is still valid and capable of breathing. You shall always be the child till the parent is alive.
5 You can argue, debate or disown the third party.
5.1 This might accelerate your life towards perdition. Refer to 4.
5.2 There can be some lag time in which you can choose to separate and later reconcile with the Parents. In which case, there may be some leniency towards clause 4. This is strictly subjective and will be settled on a case wise analysis.
6. If and when you become eligible toward employment with god (Be Parents), all of the above clauses are still applicable. Refer 4.1
7. If you are unsuccessful in life, be it academics, job, spouse, wealth, health basically in anything.. it could be due to your failure of adherence towards the warning in Clause 2. Therefore, clause 4 and 5 can help overcoming the issues. All in all, it is all your actions which will yield the results. Don't bother God.
8. Actions like charity towards the needy, donations towards shrines, rituals and ceremonies are directly productive towards making Your Parents happy first and then the rest of the parents across the world. So do not be misled that it has go to do anything directly with God. Refer 4.
9. Sacrifice and Compromise are the only two holy words needed to reach heaven.
10. Hell is not such a bad place. It is only ill interpreted. Here is the divine interpretation :
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them." -- Oscar Wilde
